9 Words Women Use

9 Words Women Use

from img.dailymail.co.uk  
(Hat Tip to Mrs. Therese Doucet) 

Guys, do you need to learn how do decipher what your girlfriend/financee/ wife is saying?  Look no further; the secret code is revealed.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a “whatever“).

(8) Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying {@#^%#@$}!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.      This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’      For the woman’s response refer to # 3.

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4 Responses to 9 Words Women Use

  1. Annie says:

    OMG! it’s so true!!

  2. Nicholas Jagneaux says:

    Hey, Annie,

    Thanks for stopping by.

    The reason this is so funny is because, as you point out, they’re true.

    Be sure to come back to visit.

  3. Annie says:

    i will! i already looked at this site, like, 10 times! and i warned my guy friend that what i’m saying doesn’t always mean what he thinks…..right after i told him about the fine, and whatever, we got in a mini argument, and i said “Fine, whatever…” then i started laughing, and he started “crying”. LOL!

  4. Nicholas Jagneaux says:

    Life imitates “art”. 🙂

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